Church of the Subgenius

SUBJECT: Church of the Subgenius, Bob Dobbs


"The SubGenius material has only recently been made public. This is YOUR chance to get in on the ground floor of a huge, lucrative cult -- NOW, while rates are low. You will then be eligible for all the $$$, weird sex, and SHEER POWER OVER OTHERS that go with high-ranking membership in the Church. And yes, YOU CAN PERFORM LEGAL WEDDINGS!"


"The Church of SubGenius is an order of Scoffers and Blasphemers, dedicated to Total Slack, delving into Mockery Science, Sadofuturists, Megaphysics, Scatolography, Schizophreniatrics, Morealism, Sarcastrophy, Cynisacreligion, Apocolyptionomy, ESPectorationalism, Hypno-Pediatrics, Subliminimalism, Satyriology, Dysto-Utopianity, Sardonicology, Fasciestiouism, Ridiculophagy, and Miscellatheistic Theology. "The SubGenius MUST have Slack"."

"Don't just eat a cheeseburger, eat the HELL out of it!"
 

VERDICT:  Think stupidly, act globally?  Be ordained?  This one is Globally Weird like Butthole Surfers and Ween. 
See you in Hell!  Let's see, we'll need keg cups, charcoal, lighter fluid oh wait no they have plenty of that...